Jeff Foxworthy on South Dakota

These are so true! :)

If 'vacation' to you means going shopping for the weekend in Rapid City, Sioux Falls, Spearfish, or Stugis (while the kids swim at the Comfort Inn),
You might live in South Dakota.

If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you're proud that your state makes the national news primarily because it houses the coldest spot in the nation,
You might live in South Dakota.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you know serveral people who have hit deer more than once,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you often switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you ever see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
You might live in South Dakota.

If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school basketball game,
You might live in South Dakota.

If your town's Christmans lights parade is actually called the 'Christmas Lights Parade' rather than the 'Holiday Lights Parade', and everyone at the parade actually greets you with 'Merry Christmas!'
You might live in South Dakota.

If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on Opening of Deer Season,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you find 0 degrees 'a little chilly',
You might live in South Dakota.

And this last one is mine.

If you find rattlesnakes inside the restaurant where you work and on your driveway,
You must live in South Dakota. :)